Khabir Dhillon responds to Pang’s criticism of Lord Bobo.
This is ridiculous.
Getting pissed off about a stupid answer to a stupid question is so fucking pissy twitty that it’s ridiculous.
Lord Bobo’s response essentially denigrates men as being one-dimensional. What does a man want? A blowjob. Everything else is secondary. How is that a denigration of women, I don’t get.
I especially don’t get the “suck his kangkung” comparison. Clueless in Seputeh was not asking for a solid. She was asking a dumb ass question. That deserved a dumb ass response.
A response about men wanting nothing more than blowjobs.
I don’t get how you say “she should therefore be game and consenting to the idea” and how Lord Bobo “assumed she should and that he is entitled to it” and how Lord Bobo accepts “unquestioningly that her consent is contracted automatically” and how “fellatio is a privilege of men”.
What the fuck man. You sound like a pissy little twit. It’s not a privilege. There is no entitlement. Heck, there is no issue of consent being contracted! She’s asking for an idea for a gift! A gift, dude! A fucking gift! A gift is not a fucking privilege or entitlement. It fucking obviously comes with consent, cos hey, it’s a bloody gift not a robbery!
The point was that men, like the dumb fucks that they are, would take a blowjob any day and be satisfied that they just received the best gift in the universe. And ask for no other. Even on Christmas. And it IS a fucking gift unless you got a fucking clitoris in your fucking throat and get off from shoving an ugly proboscis down it.
Of course it’s a gift. It’s one way. It’s not fucking. It’s sucking.
Yeah, yeah, some people “love” to suck cock but that has nothing to do with the biology of their throat. It’s a different kind of “love”.
Lord Bobo is masculine. It’s not Lady Bobo. His Supreme Eminenceness may be able to transcend gender in His thoughts and ideas but He’s still got a fucking shlong. And he’s telling you an obvious truth that you’d appreciate if you stop being so pissy twitty and understand what he said — you ask a stupid question and you’ll get a stupid answer.
Why waste time writing the stupid answer and not just ignore Clueless in Seputeh? Well, obviously, the whole fucking point was to pimp the cufflinks. The stupid question, as stupid as it is, had one redeeming factor — it was an opportunity to sell some cufflinks for Christmas!
The audience was not men. The audience is people with a fucking sense of humour who don’t get all pissy twitty over jokes about blowjobs. And how much men love them.
If your attention span is too short or selective for you to get what His Supreme Eminenceness Lord Bobo said, let me put it in brief for you…
A reader asked a dumb ass question about what to buy her lover for Christmas and Lord Bobo said — suck his cock, men are easy to please, or better still buy a pair of our cufflinks.
If anyone should be pissed, it should be the Male Liberation Front, who’d have a leg to stand on in arguing that the answer was sexist because men are indeed complex creatures who desire more than mere blowjobs.
The fact that we don’t have a Male Liberation Front is pretty cogent evidence that men indeed desire nothing more than blowjobs. And cufflinks of Lord Bobo. But of course, blowjobs first and cufflinks second.
Your disrespect of His Supreme Eminenceness is infuriating.
Father mother never teach, is it?
Say sorry, asshole.
Khabir Dhillon is an Advocate & Solicitor of the High Court of Malaya and a Nationalistic Malaysian. He likes to think that he has useful things to say but many say that it is only he who thinks that. Fortunately, this opens room for debate. Unfortunately, he is consequently often ignored. He finds solace in lying to himself that great ideas are always ahead of their time.
Posted on 4 February 2014. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0.
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