Kalau Melayu

Nama aku Singh, aku bukan rasis namun hidupku penuh dengan rasisme…

Nama aku Singh, aku bukan rasis… namun hidup aku penuh dengan rasisme. Manakan tidak? Setiap borang yang diisi tidak lengkap tanpa kotak bangsa. Buka akhbar, hampir setiap hari ada sahaja berita yang berbaur perkauman. Politik, ekonomi, dan sosial, semuanya dilihat daripada kaca mata perkauman kalau tidak agama.

Perlembagaan Persekutuan, undang-undang tertinggi Negara pun bicaranya masih tentang kaum. Menurut Perkara 160 (2) Perlembagaan Malaysia, orang Melayu itu mestilah beragama Islam, mengamalkan adat budaya Melayu, bertutur menggunakan bahasa Melayu dan lahir sebelum hari merdeka sama ada di Tanah Melayu atau Singapura, atau pada hari merdeka telah bermastautin di Tanah Melayu atau Singapura.

Ikut perkiraan itu sesiapa pun boleh jadi Melayu, patutlah Melayu ada macam-macam rupa. Aku tak berapa setuju dengan Perlembagaan kita, banyak perkara yang tidak masuk akal. Cuba bayangkan Azalina Jalani, kalau bukan Melayu, apa pula? Hanya kerana dia memilih untuk menganuti agama Kristian, lembaga berkutu merampas identiti bangsanya. Kesian dia tak dapat kahwin secara sah. Penat aku memikirkanya.

Apa itu "Melayu"?

Apa itu "Melayu"?

Dalam benak fikiran aku…

Singh: Cis lembaga, aku memang sudah lama tidak puas hati dengan kau. Nyah kau dari sini! sudahlah berkutu, pandai-pandai pulak hendak menentukan siapa Melayu! Mesti gagal biologi, tulah sibuk nak ajar dalam BI.

Lings: Tapi hang siapa nak bicara pasal Melayu? Hang pun Benggali tak sedar diri. (pedih siot, walaupun diherdik minda sendiri).

Singh: Eleh, memanglah aku bukan Melayu, tapi kalau dah sampai ke Perlembagaan Persekutuan pun nak sibuk, apa sebab aku tak tak boleh? Tambahan pulak aku ada kepentingan dalam isu ini. Puteri Bugis aku pun Melayu gak… Bugis kan sub etnik Melayu. Esok kalau jadi kawin ha, balik-balik belek Perkara 160 (2) juga. (Aku cuba yakinkan diriku yang aku masih ada locus standi.)

Lings: Oiks! kau ingat senang apa? Nak kawin Melayu, kena jadi Melayu juga. Kena potong lagi!

Singh: POTONG!?… (otak aku kebas sementara memikirkan kesakitan yang teramat) Hahaha… Tapi apasal aku kena potong? Aku bukan Muslim. Kejap-kejap, maner lembaga tu nak tau aku Muslim ke tak? Kena daftar eh? Ish!

Lings: Kah kah kah… itu aku pun tahu. Tapi lembaga berkutu tak peduli. Kau tak ikut peraturan dia humban masuk jel. Kau kire nasib baik, kalau dia tak tahan bawah ISA.

Singh: ISA? Tak nak aku! Aku dengar dalam Kamunting dia orang pakai dawai yang di kailkan, dia jolok ke dalam lubang anu lepas tu dia tarik. Betul ke tak, aku tak tahu… tapi memang kejam ar.

Lings: Bos kau pun pernah kena ISA, 6 tahun. Inikan kau, siapa kau? Karang dia pakai kabait letupkan kau baru tahu.

Singh: Eh kau gila apa? Mengarut betul! Tapi ye tak ye juga. Bos aku yang Melayu pun lembaga tu layan macam tu. Aku… adoi… kepala jingga betul.

Aku tersedar dari lamunan monolog aku. Selama 20 tahun, aku ingat aku kenal apa itu Melayu. Rupanya aku budak barulah belajar, tidak mengerti antara kaca dan permata. Entah dimana silapnya congak selama ini aku mengerti Melayu bukan dari Melayu tetapi daripada yang bukan Melayu, barangkali peranakan India. Mujur aku ketemu jua seorang Melayu yang mengajar aku apa itu Melayu sebenarnya.

Lings: Eh, you remember that Dr. Mahathir had cited Malays working as drivers as evidence of their marginalisation in Singapore.?

Singh: Eh, you again.Yea I remember. But you know what my boss always sits in the front.

Lings: That’s cos, you’re not his driver.

Singh: But even if I was, I don’t think my bos would take the back seat. He is no Mahathir. Now if you would excuse me, I have a story to write.

Dahulu aku berkerja untuk lembaga berkutu, aku berhenti kerana jiwa aku tidak tenang, terasa rimas dan berdosa. Kini aku bekerja dengan seorang Melayu, oleh itu aku menganggap dia adalah tuan kepada aku. Namun aku rasa bersalah jika dikatakan begitu, kerana tidak sesaat pun aku dilayan seperti pekerja. Aku dilayan seperti saudara, seperti seorang anak, bukan kerana aku istimewa, tetapi kerana itu sifatnya. Teringatlah pula susun prosa lagu “Kalau Melayu” dendangan kugiran pop Singapura – Ahli Fiqir. (Melayu Singapura kira Melayu dibawah Perlembagaan Persekutuan? Jika ya, mereka ada hak keatas wang cukai rakyat kita?)

Kalau Melayu dia seloka

Kalau Melayu dia bermadah

Kalau Melayu manis bicara?

Kalau Melayu halus bahasa

Melukis seri bahasa kita

Menegur tak menyinggung

Menyindir santan berlada

Lemak pun lemak

Pedas terasa

Di dalam marah

Madah seloka itulah cara kita

Ikut cakap orang dulu

Susun-susun satu-satu

Bila bicara

Fikir dahulu

Bila aku menatap wajah bos aku, aku lihat apa itu Melayu. Bila aku dengar tuturnya, aku faham apa itu Melayu. Bila dia menegur kesilapan aku, aku kagum dengan apa itu Melayu. Melayu itu umpama angin sepoi-sepoi bahasa, Melayu itu budi, Melayu itu jujur, Melayu itu penuh dengan sifat kemanusiaan. Jangan tersilap gambar, kelembutan tuan aku ini jangan disangka lemah. Dalam kehalusan tutur bicara, dan adabnya itu aku lihat satu kekuatan yang mengagumkan.

Bagi aku, tuan aku ini ikon Melayu yang terbaik. Ini pejuang bangsa yang tidak pernah sekali pun bernada jaguh menjulang Melayu, jauh sekali daripada memeras mana-mana etnik lain. Anehnya Melayu ini tidak pernah menyertai Pertubuhan Kebangsaan Melayu Bersatu. 25 tahun aku memandang serong pada Melayu oleh kerana Pertubuhan itu. 2 bulan 5 hari aku berkhidmat kepada tuan aku, aku tak pernah rasa lebih bangga akan seorang Melayu.

Ya, aku sangat berbangga akan tuan aku dan aku hampa melihat wajah-wajah manusia yang bergelar Melayu, menjulang keris, melaung keganasan dan mahu pertahankan Melayu? Aku bukan bodoh, dan orang Melayu pun bukan bodoh. Terlagu pula irama “Mantera Beradu” oleh saudara Malique.

naik bukit angkuh cakap ayah jangan risau

turun bukit pucat dengar tiga miaww

kucing bawa tidur rimau bawa igau

masuk tempat orang bawa otak bukan pisau

tolak pintu gua tiga kerat tenaga

kosong tak dijaga sampai datang tiga naga

ingat nak berlaga tapi tak kan boleh menang

menang dengan otak tak mesti dengan pedang

sebelum jadi bangkai ikan koi renang renang

pura pura salah jawapan untuk naik berang

panggil lima kawan atau biar pergi laju

risaukan pekara remeh kita tak akan maju

Aku sudah kenal apa itu Melayu, sudah cukup mereka ditipu. Aku sudah tidak takut, aku tidak mahu mereka terus ditipu, sudah cukup aku berdiam, kini aku akan bersuara. Melayu itu bukan dalam Perkara 160 (2), Melayu itu bukan suatu pertubuhan, Melayu itu bukan PEKEMBAR, jauh sekali daripada PEKIDA apatah lagi PERKASA. Melayu itu dalam nilai, Melayu itu dalam budi pekerti, Melayu itu dalam kejujuran, Melayu itu berbelas kasihan, Melayu itu macam bos aku.

Lings: Wah, kire hero Hindustan ar kau?

Singh: Eh eleh, kau tak reti diam ker?

Lings: Pi mai-pi mai tang tu la jugak. Loyar burok… nak buat camna?

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Lingswaran Singh has been a LoyarBurokker since he was 5. He speaks an open but disinterested language, dictated not by passion but that of humanity. Independence is his happiness. His country is the world, and his religion is to do good. He too is an emissary of Lord Bobo Barnabus, tasked to enlighten Malaysians through loyarburok.com, this awesome blawg leading the quest for world domination.

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69 Responses to Kalau Melayu

  1. Ahusni

    Nope you got it totally wrong.. If Malay Peninsula, Malaya and now Malaysia is not Malay Land then you must be stupid. Sorry to say. I doubt your understanding of Islam as well. Are you just faking your religion here? Your hatred towards Malays shows. I would suggest that all of you thast are not happy to migrate to other country or return back to your motherland.

    • aku anak malaysia

      Ahusni…balik indon la….tapi jangan balik surabaya ya..pasal cewek gue ada kat sana….

  2. Qama Gill

    Ahusni,

    1. Being a Malay doesn’t makes you any better than other people. Prophet Muhammad s.a.w.’s last advises mentioned that “An Arab is no better than any Ajnabi, and like versa..”

    thus, why must there be issues like NEP or Art 153? neverending tussles of subsidies and bumiputra discounts? you stated yourself Malay is no better than other races thus why must Bumiputra status quo maintain despite the fact that it is a form of oppression? if a Malay is deprived, go ahead with monetary help, but not only to Malay, all Malaysian should received same aid. agree? no different right??

    2. Loving your race doesn’t necessarily mean hating others. Understand?

    do you walk the talk, bro? i don't think so. your post screamed racism with the reference of non Malays as being the "outsider". this is your idea of not hating others? we are all bear the responsibility of building our nation. there's no issue of being neighbour, we are apparently in the same house.

    3. Malay are not incompetent or inferior than any race anywhere in the world. It has nothing to do with your assumptions on that subject matter. The best students from Malaysian High Schools with 12As, 20As are Malays in plenty.. We formed the core of Malaysia’s success..

    nothing to do with subject matter? the reason of retaining Bumiputra status quo is because of inferiority. even luxury house also want discount? this is taking food from the poor. go ask Ibrahim Ali why he set up PERKASA. for Malay survival he'll said. the question remains, from what?? chinese taukeh that want to control Malaysia? rich indian that want to be prime minister? and you still said that you are not being inferior??

    core of Malaysian success?? you really out of your league here. does scholarship been awarded fairly? admission to public university been held transparent? it's an open secret that people can pull strings and gain access via back door to public universities. this is your core of success? how about unemployment among graduates? most of them is Malay. so, how does success being measure again? lot of A's??

    4. Malaysia is a Malay land by origin, you cannot doubt that.

    since when Malaysia is Malay land by origin? sad to see people hallucinating this bad. it must be the scorching heat that fried your brain while marching. ain't that right, soldier??

    being list up is not a benchmark of patriotism. it is how you yearn for a better Malaysia and accept differences as a bond between people. you still clinged on the racial issues, obviously you opt for chaos by muttering Malay rights here and there. you are the one that spark hate and you claim yourself a patriot??

    5. Don’t be an ungrateful citizen in the land of plenty or allows greed to get to your head.. You are a Muslim, act like one..

    again, if no points is valid, do revert the usage of race & religion issue, classic 101 on "How to be an UMNO youth". i don't see the relevance of asking me on my personal faith. it's this the way of saying ops-i-ran-out-of-ideas-but-still-want-to-prove-my-point??

  3. Ahusni

    Just 1 Qs? Why not give me 100.. I'll answer all.

    Being a Malay doesn't makes you any better than other people. Prophet Muhammad s.a.w.'s last advises mentioned that "An Arab is no better than any Ajnabi, and like versa.."

    But, remember one thing Qama Gill (A Punjabi that called me 'smart-ass'), God created race with their place to live.. Indian in India, Chinese in China, the Arabs in The Middle East, etc.. All these races have their own culture etc. Of course, all the races are supposed to love their own kind and their own values. Do not mixed that with hating other races. You got that totally mixed up when I say that loving your own race doesn't make you a racist. You just simply cannot think at that level or see the difference. Loving your race doesn't necessarily mean hating others. Understand?

    Malay are not incompetent or inferior than any race anywhere in the world. It has nothing to do with your assumptions on that subject matter. The best students from Malaysian High Schools with 12As, 20As are Malays in plenty.. We formed the core of Malaysia's success..

    Malaysia is a Malay land by origin, you cannot doubt that. Punjab is your land by origin as well. For as far as history can remember… Being born in Malaysia doesn't entitle you to one day becomes the King of Malaysia. Non Malays are free to do almost evtg in Malaysia, what else do you want? List up, and let us see your true colours. Don't be an ungrateful citizen in the land of plenty or allows greed to get to your head.. You are a Muslim, act like one..

    • aku anak malaysia

      haha….Ahusni oh Ahusni…sejarah kamu tu pass ke fail? Siapa cakap Malaysia is a Malay land? Malay oso pendatang la…cuba selidik dulu sebelum buka mulut…tak baik tu pasal kamu memalukan orang malaysia macam saya…

  4. Qama Gill

    Ahusni,

    1. |For we that loves our race and protecting the future of our race doesn’t makes us a racist.

    as per Merriam-Websters, racism is defined as belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority or inferiority of a particular racial group, and that it is also the prejudice based on such a belief.

    your so-called love for your own race is racism. you are paranoid that non Malays will take away your future. by continue these unjust policies, Malay is not doing any better. you inherit inferiority towards other races, that's pure racism. look what your beloved Malay leaders had done to their own people. scare them with stories of boogeyman that doesn't even exist. wake up and smell the coffee.

    2. Punjabis are more racist… you do not get to see Punjabis marries other race, it is a very rare occasion. We Malays can marry other race as long as they are Muslims as well.

    you only mingle with your kind, that's why you don't know much about other races. Punjabis is a race but it doesn't determine the religion just yet. in Malaysia, sikhism is the common religion. time shapes Punjabis ethnic identity thus it is common for them to treat religious identity synonym with ethnic identity. same goes to Malay and Islam, the line between both already blurred. what you quote as rare occasion is because sikh must marry with another sikh; it's the religion issue like Muslim must marry another Muslim. nothing to do with race at all.

    3. Qama Gill, Punjab, India is your homeland (that’s why u are Punjabi, not Malay), don’t feel ashamed to admit that while your Sikh rebels are fighting to form a separate autonomous state in Punjab India called KHALISTAN. It is told that Sikh rebels have strong contacts from their Sikhs brothers in Malaysia.

    already run out of valid argument? who give a damn about Khalistan? my concern is that my country, Malaysia, is going down because of greed people steering the wheel. sadly, these greed good-for-nothing leaders were the one that screw you as well. also, for the record, i got bin in my name just like you smart-ass. but it is not a ticket for free meal. i love to quote Fahri Azzat here, "belakang punya pangkat".

    weigh again your conviction. is this what you call 1Malaysia? i just want you to answer 1 question and 1 question only, does being a Malay, makes you better than the rest? putting merit aside.

  5. DannyLoHH

    Racism is when you have laws set up, systematically put in a way to keep people from advancing, to stop the advancement of a people.

    The non-Malays have never had the power to enforce racism, and so this is something that the Malays is going to have to work out themselves. If they decide they want to stop it, curtail it, or to do the right thing … then it will be done, but not until then.

  6. Ahusni

    Nur, you are Malay and you are not racist… You are in a sorry state. |For we that loves our race and protecting the future of our race doesn't makes us a racist.

    Punjabis are more racist… you do not get to see Punjabis marries other race, it is a very rare occasion. We Malays can marry other race as long as they are Muslims as well.

    Qama Gill, Punjab, India is your homeland (that's why u are Punjabi, not Malay), don't feel ashamed to admit that while your Sikh rebels are fighting to form a separate autonomous state in Punjab India called KHALISTAN. It is told that Sikh rebels have strong contacts from their Sikhs brothers in Malaysia.

    • aku anak malaysia

      haha…ini adalah paling lucu…apa salahnya kalau kahwin sesama bangsa?? ada salah ke?? kalau nanti dia cakap ok..mana mana bangsa pun boleh kahwin dgn punjabi tapi kena masuk punjabi..kamu mau ke? Arggg…bangang punya bangang…

  7. nur

    good work Mr.singh.

    love ur article.

    i'm a malay and i'm not racist. =)

    truly malaysian

  8. Qama Gill

    TOKZ,

    you keep on vomitting nonsense here and keep on proving that you are not worth to hear to. below is your say:

    1 ) Thus, there we go…they are here preaching about EQUAL RIGHTS when PUNJABIES themselves doesn’t get EQUAL RIGHTS in INDIA. How ironic, rite???

    current India president is Manmohan Singh. very much Punjabi to the world. so, what's your say on this so-called equal rights?

    2 ) Qama Gill??? It’s a FEMALE BAYEE!!!! I assume this BAYEE SLUT is TOO ASHAMED to put KAUR in her name becos’ she is GREATLY ASHAMED of her own RACE & RELIGION (macam Lingswaran Singh).

    i don't know how you deduce gender by my name. Gill is my mother's family name. the reason of not having KAUR in my name is because i have balls dangling between my legs (not like ppl using multiple pseudonyms to support own stature). for the record, my full name is Qamarul Haikal Gill Bin Hassan. my dad put gill in my name so that i will always cherished my mom's lineage. that's a true Malaysian spirit. i'm proud of being Malaysian. my faith is my personal issue whereas race is just different genes handed down to generations. it's not thing that we should be proud of but things that we cherished. take pride on things that unify us not things that will separate us.

  9. Animos

    we can actually define whether you are a "real" malay or not using software?

    http://kosmo.com.my/kosmo/content.asp?y=2010&…

  10. TOKZ

    Hi MAX FOO,

    The BEST comment posted here till date is still the one written by this fella called JERRY CHIN.

    Very FAIR & makes a lot of SENSE!!!

    LINGSWARAN's comments sounds like written by some FRUSTRATING individuals complaining the LACK of EQUAL RIGHTS.

    • aku anak malaysia

      haha…Jerry Chin tu beruk la…make sense apa??? cakap tak pakai otak walaupun bapa dia antar ke sekolah tinggi tingi..buang duit aje… Memang sekarang mana ada Equal Rights…kalau equal rights, orang cina ke, india ke, bengali ke pun boleh kahwin 4 la…apasal melayu aje yang boleh??? lagi satu…beranak sedozen dapat subsidi pula…tak adil betol la….

  11. Max Foo

    Keep up the good work Lingswaran, the pen is mightier than the loud mouths of thugs.

  12. TOKZ

    Oooiii FUCK-ROUK!!!

    PUNDEK you lah!!! They are NOT “Bother-Sister” or “Husband-Wife” as you suspect.

    LINGSWARAN SINGH is a BANGALEE WHORE SEEKER, while, QAMA GILL is a BANGALEE WHORE. One day LINGSWARAN SINGH engaged QAMA GILL for SEXUAL SERVICE. However instead of performing their "AArh, OOhh, AArh" ala BANGALEE style on bed….they started to talk POLITICS.

    Thus, there we go…they are here preaching about EQUAL RIGHTS when PUNJABIES themselves doesn't get EQUAL RIGHTS in INDIA. How ironic, rite???

  13. Farouk Ismail

    Qama Gill???

    It's a FEMALE BAYEE!!!!

    How come it's NOT "Qama Gill KAUR"????

    I assume this BAYEE SLUT is TOO ASHAMED to put KAUR in her name becos' she is GREATLY ASHAMED of her own RACE & RELIGION (macam Lingswaran Singh).

    Perhaps these 2 BAYEE BANGALEE SINGH & KAUR are either "Bother-Sister" or "Husband-Wife"

  14. Qama Gill

    all those comments that condemned Lingswaran came from same person. again, no value held since a point was second by the same person. similar gesture by current power/wealth hoarder in our parliament. to retain power, they recyled same issues like a broken record. keep on spewing racial hegemony. who cares what happen in the past. if our economy collapse, you wanna blame Tunku for that? the guy is history already. he had nothing to do with all this. if our currency drops, you wanna blame Parameswara on it? the guy is bunch of dust already. it is today that matter and today the responsible people are already auctioned our wealth. we are the one at fault if Malaysia tumbles. not NEP, not "kontrak soSIAL", not May 13 & surely not Article 153. it is us to blame by allowing those greed people control the parliament. this is the people's nation. we, Malaysian, have the same colour of blood, eat the same food, walk the same road, going to the same school, talk the same language, laught at the same jokes, cry for the same mishaps and more of that.

    Lingswaran,

    keep up said work! love the honest article. i vouched my loyalty to people that fight for the sake of a better Malaysia.

  15. Ahusni

    Chinese like you makes us regret our decision to allow your forefathers became citizens when they were merely labourers that came to work like Indinesians, Bangla, etc now… You guys should have been deported earlier. Ungrateful immigrants that wanted to be King in a Malay country.

    • aku anak malaysia

      aduh pedihnya…Cik Ahusni…kamu ingat keturunan kamu orane melayu malaysia ke? Kamu tu keturunan beruk…paling best pun indonesia ke atau Filipina…. Apa bestnya jadi Raja…mau jadi perdana menteri la…kamu tak bersekolah ke??/ bangang betul lah dgn budak ni…

  16. LM Chong

    Kalaulah aku orang Melayu;

    Sudah tentu aku hidup selesa;

    Pasal aku tak payah nak bertabung,

    Demi anak ku, yang kemungkinan besar tak dapat masuk UM dan UIA.

    Kasihan lah aku ni bukan Orang Melayu,

    Kalau tak, Sudah pasti aku boleh beli rumah yang besar sikit,

    Pasal 5%/7% akan ditanggung oleh Ah Kau, Aru dan Ah Singh,

    Tapi dia orang susah bukan aku punya hal.

    Jikalah saya orang Melayu,

    Sudah mantap aku ni warga utama,

    Tak kisah aku ni rasuah dan tipu, pasal aku ni Melayu,

    Tak suka, berambuslah kepala otak kau Ah Kau, Aru dan Ah Singh.

    Tetapi…

    Saya paham ini bukan salah orang Melayu,

    Ini salah kroni yang bersungguh-sungguh dalam agenda cari duit,

    Kroni yg terdiri daripada Ahmad, Ah Wong, Araasu dan Ah Kaur,

    Pasal dia orang, wujudnya Jerry, Tokz dan Ahsuni..

    DAN…

    Kasihanlah sebahagian orang Melayu,

    Yang jujur, ikhlas, yakin dan berdikari,

    Tiada hal kalau nak bersaing dan bertanding,

    Tapi dihina dan diperkecilkan pasal perbuatan Ahmad, yang mahu semua;

    Kasihanlah Ah Kau, Aru dan Ah Singh,

    walaupun mereka ni bukan pandai sangat,

    Tapi masih kena bertanding dengan tangannya terikat,

    Padan muka, siapa suruh datuk you orang datang lewat,

  17. Ahusni

    Mr Jerry Chin.. your analysis is mostly valid.. But your point # 6 is asking the Malays to respect other monority ethnic group first…

    "6) The MALAYS ought to be FAIR. Although the existence of MALAY RULERS are evident in MALAYSIA, it doesn’t mean the MALAYS can TAKE ADVANTAGE of other ethnic groups in the country. The MALAYS must learn to RESPECT others so that others will give them the EQUAL RESPECT in-return."

    We Malays didn't respect you all these while? Well, do you think that you are showing proper respect mutually? It is a question of 'chicken & egg' which one comes first..

    Chinese is free to do many things at their own will, only greed can make you wanting more, you have Chinese schools, Chinese culture, own most of the big companies in Malaysia and you name it, Chinese have it. We are willing to share this country with our new neighbours.. that doesn't mean that we are exposing our weaknesses. Malay is like the person that you see in the mirror.. you smile, the reflection smiles back as well.. you show angry face, you know what will you get as well… Tan Koon Swan quoted that if I am not wrong.

    • aku anak malaysia

      Helo kawan..Jangan asyik kuyuk orang….kamu ingat orang melayu best ke??? Cuba pandang diri sendiri kat cermin tu….bodoh lagi hodoh….kalau bukan orang cina, india atau kaum lain selain dari melayu, kau ingat malaysia akan maju ke?? lihat indonesia…negara punya besar tapi ekonomi nya gimana? tapi cuba lihat negara cina…orangnya semua cina tapi maju..jadi apa masalah kamu sebenarnya?

  18. TOKZ

    Yes!!!

    Well said Jerry boy!!!

  19. Jerry Chin

    ***ATTENTION***ATTENTION***ATTENTION***

    Topic: RACIAL DISPUTES (Past, Present & Future)

    I'm a CHINESE & perhaps the very few CHINESE in MALAYSIA of whom would DARE to write such a topic. However, my intention is NOT to "PROVOCATE" but I'm only writing based on my PERSONAL VIEW standing on a NEUTRAL position. Here we go….

    1) RACIAL DISPUTE is a SENSITIVE & DEADLY thing. It's similar to CANCER. You can NEVER get RID of it.

    2) RACIAL DISPUTE had always been a problem of the PAST & it's still a problem of the present. I foresee it will continue to be a PROBLEM till the end of time.

    3) RACE & RELIGION are issues NOBODY could COMPROMISE on. Not even the MALAYS, CHINESE, INDIANS or lain-lain.

    4) We CANNOT expect the MALAYS to compromise their RACE & RELIGION for other ethnic groups & we certainly CANNOT expect the 'Non-Malays' to compromise their RACE & RELIGION for the MALAYS.

    5) The CHINESE, INDIANS & lain-lain ought to be FAIR in their DEMANDS for RACIAL EQUALITY. These ethnic group MUST NOT forget their ANCESTORS came from another country to settle down in this land called MALAYA & now MALAYSIA. It DOESN'T mean if one is BORN in MALAYSIA, one is automatically GRANTED EQUAL RIGHTS as others. People from these ethnic groups MUST trace back their HISTORY before they even STARTING to make any REQUESTS or DEMANDS.

    6) The MALAYS ought to be FAIR. Although the existence of MALAY RULERS are evident in MALAYSIA, it doesn't mean the MALAYS can TAKE ADVANTAGE of other ethnic groups in the country. The MALAYS must learn to RESPECT others so that others will give them the EQUAL RESPECT in-return.

    7) RACIAL DISPUTES was NEVER hotly DEBATED before 2008. This is because MALAYSIANS are PEACEFUL people who RESPECT each other despite differences in RACE & RELIGION.

    8) OPPOSITION PARTIES especially DAP (Democratic Action Party) is the CULPRIT who started the BALL ROLLING with such RACIAL DISPUTES & CONTROVERSIES.

    9) DAP since 2004 had been using RACIAL DISPUTE topics as their PROPAGANDA in their 'ceramahs' & campaigns. DAP conveniently uses words such as CHINESE RIGHTS, NON-MALAYS RIGHTS, ABOLISHMENT OF MALAY RIGHTS & PRIVILEGES as their MAIN TOOL to confuse the CHINESE, INDIANS & lain-lain.

    10) In another words, DAP instigates RACIAL ISSUES to champion their political objectives. This can be graded as "NATIONAL THREAT".

    11) This could well be the reason why TONY PUA from DAP received a LOVE LETTER with a LIVE BULLET in it. TONY PUA had STUPIDLY pushed one step further than he should. TONY tried playing the role of a CHINESE CHAMPION but only to MELLOW DOWN & HIDE in FEAR upon receiving the said LETTER (It's evident to see Tony seldom blog & speak so often since the receipt of the said BULLET)

    12) "ANTI ISA" campaign had been very AGGRESSIVE of late & most of these "ANTI ISA" Illegal Street Parades are organized by DAP & GANG (Pakatan Rakyat).

    13) Young LAWYERS too are joining the fray in ILLEGAL STREET DEMONSTRATIONS. This is due to Economy Slowdown & most of these young LAWYERS are OUT OF JOBS upon spending so much time & money just to get their LAW DEGREES. These young LAWYERS then take their FRUSTRATIONS & ANGER to the streets by FOOLISHLY walking hand-in-hand with Pakatan Rakyat in Candlelight Vigils & other silly events.

    14) The main OBJECTIVE of Pakatan Rakyat towards abolishing "ISA" is NOT for 'the rakyat' sake. It's for PAKATAN RAKYAT's own sake.

    15) Pakatan Rakyat are WELL AWARE they are playing with the FIRE of 'NATIONAL THREAT' & the BEST way is to have ISA ABOLISHED so that PAKATAN RAKYAT can pursue their MISSION further by ABUSING "RACIAL DISPUTE" topics to gain political mileage.

    16) ISA must NEVER be ABOLISHED. It will come in HANDY one fine day when Pakatan Rakyat goes beyond the boundary.

    17) Even if Pakatan Rakyat managed to CONQUER Putrajaya one fine day (unlikely though), the problems of RACIAL DISPUTE will still be around & will NEVER subside.

    18) The problems of RACIAL DISPUTE can NEVER be solved as long as the ROOT of the problem is NOT addressed. Sadly, NOBODY seems to have a CLUE where, what & how to get RID of this ROOT.

    If one were to stand on the NEUTRAL side, one will bound to AGREE with what I've written.

    Thanks for ya time!!!

    • Aku anak Malaysia

      Hey Jerry… Are you sure you Chinese? Please don't memalukan Chinese la….I think you born in kandang lembu…

  20. Farouk Ismail

    Hi "Lingswaran Singh",

    TOKZ didn't DEGRADE you. It's you who had foolishly DEGRADED yaself. TOKZ was only executing the so-called "FOLLOW THROUGH' based on your DISGRACE.

    Now, why do I say you are the one who had DEGRADED yaself??? Hmm….perhaps the followings will help:

    1) You claimed you are a SINGH but only to end-up NOT giving a FUCK about issues pertaining to SINGH(s). This is an ULTIMATE DISGRACE already!!!

    2) You wrote "i dont really care about Punjabies, and their religion". Based on this statement showed you as a so-called "BAYEE" CAN'T even give a FUCK about your own RACE & RELIGION, then, how do you expect others to RESPECT you & your religion (let alone TOKZ), correct???

    3) When TOKZ degraded you, it DOESN'T mean it will be a PAIN in the ASS all the way to the ballot box!!! The POPULATION of PUNJABIES are rather LOW. Even the population of BUFFALOES in any paddy field OUTNUMBERS the population of the PUNJABIES. Thus, this will only be a "TINY WORRY" though. Don't be surprised to find the UNDI ROSAK is even more than the number of PUNJABIES voters.

    4) No one is WORRIED about the consequences of the ballot boxes despite what TOKZ had written about you. This is becos' BAYEES like you only know how to talk, talk & talk but sadly NO ACTION. Perhaps, you like most BAYEES are NOT even registered voters.

    5) "Only a person who fears about the result of ballot boxes will speak constantly about ballot boxes". I think it's YOU the one who is MORE afraid of the result of ballot boxes than anyone else here though.

    Wake-up lah, bro!!! Ambil lu punya TURBAN dan tampar sendiri dekat muka kuat-kuat kasi bangun, ya???

  21. Lingswaran Singh

    Ahusni… do you see that your making the same exact point i did? What are you stupid? Did you even read my article? Have you become such a racist your loosing your logic?

    The Constitution makes it possible for all Chinese to become Malay, and then what? In Saudi Arabia, you can do whatever you want, but if you not biologically Arab, your not Arab. A Chinese can never ever be an Arab, a Malay can never ever be an Arab… But any race can become Malay.

    So, we have to change the interpretation of Malay in the constitution, so that people with identity problem like yourself wont go ruining the good name of the pure Malay race.

    Not that i am any better, i ruin the good name of Sikhs everywhere around the world. Here is a good example, you saw how Tokz degraded me as a Singh? Now i dont really care about Punjabies, and their religion. But you see, when other Punjabies read this, and tell their friends and family of how Tokz degraded me… wao it would be a pain in the ass all the way to the ballot box.

  22. Farouk Ismail

    Oooiii "Lingswaran Singh",

    The number of views this blog gets DOESN'T translate to the number of votes in the ballot boxes.

    The number of views this blog gets translate to "HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL READ WHAT A DUMB FUCK BAYEE YOU ARE HERE".

    Get it???

    Bodoh lagi banggang lah lu.

  23. Farouk Ismail

    Oh Man!

    This Singh is getting badly bashed & smashed with comments of his own topic.

    It's like getting robbed & gang raped in his own house.

    I'm just loving every piece of the action here though.

  24. TOKZ

    Hi "Lingswaran Singh",

    *Sigh* I really DON'T know to feel SAD or SORRY for you *Sigh*

    Knowing very well this BLOG gets high viewing hits, you are NOTORIOUSLY getting FAMOUS for having ANCESTORS who fled INDIA to seek ASYLUM in a FOREIGN LAND called MALAYSIA.

    Making things worse is that you still have the BANGALI CHEEK to demand for EQUAL RIGHTS when lu punya DATUK & NENEK were RAPIST cum MURDERERS in CALCUTTA way back in the 40's.

    What a PITY!!! If I were you…….I would cover the ENTIRE FACE with that piece of cloth you BANGALEES called TURBAN to cover-up your SHAMEFUL FACE.

    Kasihan betul, ya???? Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

  25. Lingswaran Singh

    :) Hahaha… sometimes i wonder are this guys really cybertroopers or Pakatan Implanted retards to shame UMNO? Hahaha… well either way, goodjob guys!!! Fantastic. I wonder if you guys have any idea the number of views this blog gets.

  26. Ahusni

    Malaysian economy is not being developed by the Singhs, Indians or Chinese, primarily. Don't tell us to be grateful to you Singh and the overseas immigrants. Malaysia has been built by the Malays in majority, we formed the core of the Government and implemented a system that works.

    Chinese are free to form businesses, Singh and Indians many become lawyers ( Ever wonder why? Some says they are good at twisting words.. Is it true?).

    The Malays contriibute agricultural farming, administrative works, teachers for schools, military, police etc. That's the core of Malaysia's success. We provide the platform that you can use rather freely. You see, in Saudi Arabia, you can never buy lands, houses freely… Be grateful Singh. If Tunku knew that you people will turn against the Malays then we wouldn't have awarded the citizenship to the immigrants that was never born in Malaysia at that time..

  27. Ahusni

    Lingswaran Singh, you being a greedy person doesn't makes you a patriot. You just want more share of wealth only from Malaysia, while your race, Singh people, Indian and even Chinese never felt that Malaysia is their country to die for.

    That's why the big majority of Malays and Borneo natives had join the military (Overseas Chinese & Overseas Indians are probably less than 5%, it is a rare case though to see an Indian, Chinese or Singh soldier in Malaysia). In India and China, Indians and Chinese join their military in millions.. because that is their country to die for, it is not because they are scared or sthg..

    We have learns through centuries that a civilisation of nation will have to hold on to their core values to continue to be in existance. While you still have India and the Chinese still have China… the Malays only have Malaya and the natives of Sabah?Sarawak have their own states.

    This is justice to the people that owned this land.. justice to Indians that owned India, and so on. If you were in India, you will give an inch to outsiders. While we Malays, have given you more than enough… What else do you want? You want to be King in SEMENANJUNG TANAH MELAYU? MALAYA? Sultan Lingswaran Singh doesn't sound right, very awkward… at least not in Malaysia.

    You can push your luck and the boat that you rock can turn upside down.. Don't you agree?

  28. Farouk Ismail

    Lingswaran Singh said "I know this is my country,and i’m not going to accept second class treatment"

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!

    I don't DOUBT when he said he know Malaysia is a country but what he doesn't know is that it's INDIA that is his country.

    I won't STOP him from NOT accepting second class treatment but what he doesn't know is that even in passenger aircrafts, we have business class & economy class. Just becos' you have a Flight ticket, this doesn't mean you can sit anywhere in the plane.

  29. Farouk Ismail

    Clap, Clap, Clap.

    Very well said TOKZ.

    Being able to write doesn't automatically makes one an author & being able to run doesn't automatically makes one an athlete.

    I think Bang-kali Singh up there had been eating too much Cappati or drinking excessive goat's milk.

  30. TOKZ

    Dear "Lingswaran Singh",

    What "Animos" commented here is indeed CORRECT. I assume you are NOT looking at this ISSUE with a "FAIR, WISE & INTELLIGENT" mind. Kindly allow me to AJAR you something of which teachers DON'T teach you in school, ok??? By the way, "It's FREE OF CHARGE & NO Tuition Fee will be CHARGED"

    Here we go:

    1) MALAYSIA belongs to the MALAYS & that's why it's called "MALAYSIA" & NOT "CHINA-SIA", "KELING-SIA" or even "BAYEE-SIA". Got it??? The existence of our MONARCHY SYSTEM in MALAYSIA is enough to verify that this LAND belongs to the MALAYS.

    2) Just becos' you are BORN in this land, it DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY makes you the OWNER of this land. You are just merely a LUCKY PASSENGER stopping by at this STATION.

    3) The reason why you are BORN in MALAYSIA is becos' your FOREFATHERS might have came to this land seeking ASYLUM. Your FOREFATHERS could well be CRIMINALS, RAPISTS or even MURDERERS fleeing your ORIGINAL HOMELAND running to MALAYSIA to hide from their EVIL DEEDS. That's why you are luckily BORN here, get it???

    4) Your ANCESTORS are perhaps emulating "RAJA PETRA" by running-away from the country to seek asylum in another land. What YOU & your ANCESTORS did further is to have the SHAMEFUL CHEEK to FIGHT for EQUAL RIGHTS as the ORIGINAL IMMIGRANTS when knowing very well you & your ANCESTORS are merely TRANSIT PASSENGERS.

    5) Your are SINGH or I would call it a "BAYEE". Your HOMELAND is INDIA & this is indeed the FACT. I know you HATE it but too bad…"It's TRUE".

    6) I know you don't like it when you are being treated as a "SECOND CLASS CITIZEN" but look on the bright side, will you??? If you go back to INDIA now, you will be treated like a "THIRD CLASS CITIZEN" simply becos' your ANCESTORS choose to flee INDIA decades ago & now you decide to return. Melayu will call this process "AMBIL BALIK REJECT PUNYA BARANG".

    7) I noted you have every right to criticize the Constitution or even want it to be changed but before doing so, please ask yaself "WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE???". Had you been watching too much of this movie called "SINGH IS KING". OOooii!!! Wake-up lah!!! Get into REALITY, yeah???

    8) You can CONTINUE criticizing the Constitution but the SAD thing is that you will only end-up like a TURBAN-LESS BAYEE complaining about the price of BANGLES & GOATS MILK of which had shot up in Jalan Masjid India.

    TIPS:

    To avoid further FRUSTRATION & UNNECESSARY ANGER, please take off your TURBAN & blindfold your eyes with it. Also, please DON'T forget to cover your EARS too.

    "SEE NO FRUSTRATIONS, HEAR NO FRUSTRATIONS will help you to FEEL NO FRUSTRATIONS".

    OK now, BAYEE??? OFF!!! OFF!!!

    "BUN DER MA"

  31. Animos

    Kat indonesia…

    Dia muka cina ke, muka india ke, muka mamak ke dan mungkin skali muka oltromen ke…

    Kalo ditanya "awak orang cina ke? india ke? melayu ke?"

    Dorang akan jawab " bukan!!! saya orang indonesia"

  32. Lingswaran Singh

    Ahusni, listen to this, i will push my luck. I will voice out my dissent, i will at every instance object to the provisions of the Constitution that has to be changed.

    Ungrateful? You know who is ungrateful? Racist minded homosapiens like you!You have no shame,to actually talk crap like that here. This is my country, I got my citizenship because I was born here, and i couldn't give a damn who my grandfather was or what he did to get his citizenship.

    It is because i am grateful that i am here trying to make a change by raising social issues that affects the society, and not another statistic in the national brain drain census. It is ungrateful racist scums like you that stir unnecessary fear and paranoia,perverting the truth and spinning your own version of history and law. Ungrateful homosapien! the country needs you to help clear corruption, racism, discrimination but you, you pervert the truth and talk crap!.

    I don't give a damn whether China or India would like to be minority or lose power in their own country. I know this is my country,and i'm not going to accept second class treatment. I have every right to criticize the Constitution or even want it to be changed.

  33. Ahusni

    Dear Mr Lingswaran Singh,

    You are an Indian origin and probably was born in Malaysia. Being an Indian origin, you have been given Malaysian citizenship by the Government of Malaysia. The Government is not just based on democratic election as The Constitutional Monarch of Malay Rulers under the spreme authority of The King is the highest ruler of Malay. Why is not the ruler or King of Malaysia be a Chinese or Indian? Why is the King a Malay?

    That is because Malay Peninsular are the land for the Malays. Like India is the land for Indians and China as the land for Chinese. Immigrants should be grateful for being accepted as citizens. If you know, in Saudi Arabis for instance, you can never be a citizen by birth. If you are subject to Indian name and Indian nationality father, then you are subject to Indian pasport in Saudi Arabia. Why? Because they want to make sure that their country is not over run by immigrants and at the end of day, Saudis will become like outsiders/minority in their own country? Is that wrong to do? I don't think that China or eeven India would like to be a minority or lose power in their own country.

    So, learn to be grateful. Malaysia is not for sale and the price for keeping its integrity can be very expensive.. if you care to think or imagine. Don't push your luck or rock the boat.. Frankly speaking..

  34. Lingswaran Singh

    itu untuk pemalas bai. Apa yang perlu disedari adalah bahawa Perlembagaan itu buatan manusia melalui satu sistem yang kenali sebagai demokrasi. Dan untuk sistem ini berfungi, penglibatan rakyat dalam sistem tersebut amat penting. Jadi kalau tak suka tukar, bukan lari.

  35. muzzymydin

    tiap2 negara ada undang2nya masing2. oleh itu, kita tidak boleh mempertikaikannya seperti pelembagaan negara malaysia kita. walaupun dia bertentangan dengan prinsip2 dan nilai2 yang kita pegang pada diri kita. jalan penyelesaiannya mudah sahaja, tidak suka dan benci dengannya, keluar sahaja dari malaysia!!!

  36. Lingswaran Singh

    Haha… memang tak tahu malu ar kan ko ni? Aku dah agak dah. Balik balik tahap budak sekolah. Malas ar aku nak layan budak macam kau.

  37. TOKZ

    Lingswaran Singh anak seorang SINGH,

    Tapi Cina panggil dia Ah SING,

    Pasal dia Singh dan bukan KELING,

    Cina asyik marah dia Tiu Nia SING.

    Ah Singh suka main BUNTUT,

    Main dari KL sampai JENRANTUT,

    Tahukah kenapa Ah Singh selau KENTUT?

    Pasal dia tak macam nasi PULUT.

    Mak Lingswaran seorang PELACUR,

    Buka kaki orang mula CUCUK,

    Keluarga Lingwaran asyik kena KUTUK,

    Nampak Bayee turban dia kasi KETUK.

  38. TOKZ

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!

    Itu SINGH sudah MARAH hor????

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Relax lah wei

  39. Lingswaran Singh

    Is that the best you could do Tokz? Come on, dirt like you should definitely have more up your sleeves, you betray yourself with such lame lines. I expect something more hurtful then primarry school crap. Try harder next time ya? Take care Tokz, and thanks for taking the time to read.

    P/S: Im curious, why do you shamelessly embarrass yourself with such vulgarity? Do you not have shame?

  40. Lingswaran Singh

    Ouh come on, itu jer? Itu silap, ape ar… mangkuk betul ar. Ko tahap budak sekolah jer eh? Mai aku ajar… Kalau nak maki orang Singh, script yang sebetulnya ialah, Chup Singh Off!!! baru sebut warna serban dia.

    Tak der style ar lu. Memalukan diri sendiri ader ar. Kalau nak buat palat pun, buat lah yang pedih sikit. Ini macam mangkak hayun budak sekolah. Aku maki diri aku sendiri lagi pedih.

    Kah kah kah… Takat script mangkuk camni, baik tak payah. Dah lah baik ko balik belajar dari Papa Gomo tu… kau ni buat rosak nama Papa Gomo ar… hahaha.. Bodoh tahap gaban betul.

  41. Qama Gill

    TOKZ,

    really pity people like you that aimlessly try to degrade others to overcome your own sense of inferiority. i don’t know what stunt you are trying to pull and i don’t bother to know. whatever it is, keep u the good-for-nothing work and enjoy yourself cursing people with no sense of shame. we all know your worth already thus no need for you tell us any enlightment since your so called enlightment is indeed worthless. you like to shoot the messanger, don’t you?

  42. TOKZ

    BAYEEEEEE OFF!!! OFF!!!

    What color TURBAN??? No color wei!!! Why??? Cos’ this BAYEE tak pakai TURBAN.

    BON DER MA!!!!

    Hahahahahahahahaha

  43. TOKZ

    Nama lu memang SINGH,

    Bapak lu suka minum KENCING,

    Mak lu suka makan CACING,

    Orang Cina marah lu TIU NIA SING.

  44. ahmad

    How many malays yg tidak mengimani Al-Quran? banyak kan?

    Malay2 itulah yg rasis..Malay2 itu lah yg gila kuasa, Malay2 itu lah yg cintakan dunia dan takutkan mati.Itu Malay2 gone astrayed.

    MY NAME IS AHMAD, IM NOT A RACIST because even tho i look like a Malay, IM NOT A MALAY..BUT IM A MUSLIM.

  45. Qama Gill

    Lingswaran,

    it is obvious those Malays are not fighting for the sake of race survival. they are fighting for the sake of wealth and power. public had been mislead all this while. the sickening part is they bought the lies, believing that UMNO is Messiah. look around you, those people that believe non Malays wants to topple the govt and oppress Malays once they obtain the power, is everywhere. these Malays had been fed with said lies since there was a kid. soon after 1969, such blatant lies is damn profound, initiated by group of Malay leaders to guarantee their control over nation's wealth and resources. every policies pertaining privillages were tools to ensure security over said control.

    they never bother about their own race at all, only those that pledge loyalty to them will then be given crumbs of their wealth. as soon as they sense threat, they will start provoking the Malay public and then will take this advantage to proceed with their intention by giving excuses like:

    "ini yang terbaik untuk menjaga hubungan antara kaum."

    "perkara ini penting bagi menjaga kepentingan kaum."

    "ini isu sensitif; tidak boleh dibicarakan secara umum."

    after years of independance, we are not achieving much because of this. Singapore, without ample resources, is achieving by leaps and bounds whereas Bolehland, despite resources and facility, are loosing even to Thailand and Vietnam. can't they see that Pertubuhan Kebangsaan Melayu Bersatu is not doing any good to them. so-called UMNO is the one dragging Malays to poverty. the worst part of this, they are dragging the non Malays also.

    last shout, my name is Qama, i'm not rasist!

  46. TOKZ

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Lu BUKAN Singh tapi lu adalah

    “TIU NIAH SINGH”!!!!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

  47. PapaSeed

    Bro.. Perhaps you can put an entry about him later? It’s hard to look for a good role model nowadays..

    I’m a Malay, working in a Malay-owned company.. But my bosses are arrogant bastards lah.. All they talk about are these politic nonsenses.. As if they know everything that happened in Malaysia..

  48. Animos

    Love this…

    Bukan yang dilaungkan…
    Tapi pada nilai…

  49. Amir

    Macam makan roti nan keju cicah sambal petai! Pergh! best ar bro!