Beware: Sex Mad Devils in Malaysia

There was a curious report in the Star yesterday. Two women sought a divorce from their husband. They complained that they demanded too much sex of them. This was what was reported:

Syarie Lawyers Association deputy president Musa Awang said in the first case, the couple had been married for a year.

The riddle to the husband’s unnatural sex drive was answered when a relative of the wife saw the husband in the house when the family had seen him leave for work earlier.

“The relative heard the husband’s voice in the bedroom and upon checking, found an “individual” in the room looking exactly like the husband,” he said.

Musa said that the wife had since filed a complaint with the religious department and applied for fasakh.

(“Fasakh” means ending a marriage by the Syariah Court after hearing the wife’s complaint.)

Terribly interesting. He seems to say this all matter of factly. The report goes on to say thus:

In the other case, Perubatan Islam Mustajab specialist Nazri Md Isa said an 18-year-old woman had filed for fasakh after her husband asked her for sex more than 10 times a day.

Nazri said according to the wife, the husband had the ritual of going to the bathroom before having sex with her.

“It all started when he had sex with her 17 times on their wedding night. The wife did not suspect anything then as she thought he was merely performing his duty as a husband.

“But when the situation persisted, she discussed the matter with her mother-in-law, who told her that it was a normal behaviour. She told her own mother, who brought her to the religious department to file a report because the latter thought it was sexual abuse,” he said.

Investigation found that the husband’s demeanour was strange.

The wife and her family had a shock when they found “two individuals” that look alike in the bathroom.

Now let us pause a moment there to consider what has been thus reported. (1) Wow. (2) Wow. (3) The mother-in-law. Like Wow. (4) And the father-in-law. Wow. (5) It appeared only the complainant’s mother had a normal sex life and probably thought the frequency a tad on the high side who finally took some action for the no doubt exhausted daughter. (6) Of course his demeanour was strange! Was he drooling? Was one eye twitching and winking too quickly? And what do you expect from a guy who is. Wow. (7) I don’t know why they do that inverted comma thing because it’s really annoying. What does that mean?! What happened after they recovered from their shock? Did they catch the imposter? Were they secret twins? Did they like compare uh… okay, never mind. I mean what happened? Nothing is said. The report goes on gravely:

Religious leader Datuk Abu Hasan Din Al-Hafiz claimed that it was not impossible for a man to have sex many times in one night if he was “friendly with the devil”.

“It is not impossible for the devil to have carnal intercourse with the man’s wife.

“This happens because the devil can appear to look like the husband,” he said.

He said that while it was normal for a man to want sex two or three times a day, anything more than the usual would most probably not be the husband but the devil.

Ha? Then when I thought further. I thought. Ha?! Fascinating isn’t it?

Firstly, how is one friendly with the devil? I mean, do they go clubbing and stuff. Or do they sit around have drinks, shoot some pool, have long deep conversations about life and sin. Did they meet in a chat room online? I don’t know. But I’m certainly saddened to know that one can be friendly with the devil in Malaysia. Can the government please do something about these devils? Secondly, I know it’s not impossible, but how possible is it for the devil to have carnal intercourse with a man’s wife in Malaysia? That’s what the public needs to know. Can we have some statistics and probabilities on this please? Thirdly, so the devil can appear to look like the husband for the purpose of exhausting his wife in labours of love. Does the devil cover for him at work and from his social engagements too? How about school work? Fourth, oh dear. So if a guy demands sex more than two to three times a day from his wife, he’s the devil? Hokay.

I think Datuk Abu Hasan Din Al-Hafiz, whom is no doubt thoroughly learned in matters pertaining to Islam, should consider more psychological and material explanations first. There are conditions of hypersexuality known as Nymphomania (female) and Satyriasis (male). Their condition is one of an unusually vociferous sex drive. I was actually going to use the word sexual addiction until the entry on Wikipedia indicated that it is still not a recognized diagnosis in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), a widely recognized compendium of acknowledged mental disorders and their diagnostic criteria published and updated by the The American Psychiatric Association. Nevertheless, I do not doubt that some have unusually better appetites in sex just as there are those with unusually large appetites with food. Or being unusually preoccupied with other stuff like sports, news, etc. Let us seek answers there before we turn to the realm of the unseen and unknown.

Our “religious leaders” (Datuk Abu Hasan Din Al-Hafiz was the former Imam of the National Mosque and advisor to the Agong during Almarhum Sultan Salahuddin Abdul Aziz’s reign) should be mindful of the impressions it gives of us Malaysians to the rest of the world when they make such pronouncements and more importantly be more circumspect in their analysis of a situation. Think of how devastating comments like that are to our efforts to promote tourism to our country and the Malaysia “My Second Home Program”.

How are we to explain to foreigners who are considering our country for their retirement that we aside from the crime rate they will also have to contend with sex mad devils in Malaysia?

What our Islamic religious departments doing about these sex mad devils?

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Fahri Azzat practices the dark arts of the law. Although he enjoys writing and reading, he doesn't enjoy writing his own little biographies of himself. Like this one. He wished somebody else would do it for him. He has little taste in writing about himself in third person. He feels weird doing it. But the part he finds most tedious is having to pad up the lack of his accomplishments, or share some interesting facts about his rather uneventful life, as if there were some who found that oh-so-interesting; as if he were some famous person, like Michael Jackson. When he writes these biographies, the thought, 'Wei, Jangan Perasaan- ah!' lights up in his head. So he usually just lists what he got involved with, positions he held and blah, blah. But this time. Right here. Right this very moment. Uhuh. This one. This one right here. He's finally telling it like it is.

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24 Responses to Beware: Sex Mad Devils in Malaysia

  1. gitar kapuk

    Ko ni bodoh le.. nama je Muslim.

    Ko penah tengok orang kene histeria tak? Macam mana org kena rasuk bercakap bende2 yg dia tak tau, takkan dia ada wireless AP boleh absorb ion kat udara tu cakap bende yg dia tak tau.

    iblis ni wujud, ko je bebal, otak kera.

  2. Pro-Hantu Raya

    You guys crack me up. Thanks for making my day ;p

  3. Loyar Bagus

    danet,

    You are not a Devil. After all, God helps those who help themselves.

  4. u238

    danet,

    U r in trubl, that former imam turned sex-devil hunter is looking for you. Betr get Buffy to get rid of him.

  5. danet

    Lol.. actually sex addiction is normal.. I consider myself as one…

    Everyday I need to release atleast once and this as been going on for years.. I don't consider myself a pervert as long as I don't harm anyone else or making excessive demand from my partners.. Sometimes I even DIY after a love session..

    So am I a devil?

    danet

  6. Namibia

    We have to believe this. During the old days, maybe say 100 years ago, men have the Hantu Raya to help them clearing up forests and jungles. It was said that this Hantu Raya can appear in the form of his master. It was related that the hantu raya will appear in the form of the master and have sex with the Master's wife…

    Call it Supernatural but it's for real…

  7. All these while, Malaysian women always complained about their husbands' 'not satisfying performance on bed'… now.. with the help of hantu Raya… they complained.. 'too much'

    BTW.. u mentioned this is caused by sex addiction.. then what do you explain about those 2 identical individual in the bathroom … and the husband do not has any twins…???

  8. LMAO

    not on the topic… about the polls..

    1: Anwar Ibrahim as PM??? In his dreams always…

    2: The Mahkamah polls…why don't you add another answer option… if the result is on Pembangkang side then mahkamah is ok… if the result is on kerajaan side then mahkamah is influenced by BN… isn't this is usually stated by PR supporter???

    lol…

  9. Unfortunately, superstition is alive and well in this country… and it is prevalent in all communities.

  10. ROFL!~

    *catches her breath*

    *resumes helpless laughter*

    Oh, my. Thank you for making my day. Sexual addiction IS sexual addiction. I heard tell of a wife who begged her husband to acquire a second wife because she cannot 'service' her husband on a daily basis. Poor woman reputedly even had trouble walking. Something about backaches.

    ^_~

    Since almost all societies associate virility as a positive thing tho, I doubt anyone would want to confess that they're having a problem. It's probably more of a male pride thing.

    Well, as for the supernatural, I think that the Imam should have come up with a rational explanation rather than an honest one. Exorcise the man and let it rest forever in the realms of mysteries.

    Just my two cents. ^_~

  11. Red Devil

    Wanna see the devil? Look into a mirror. There is devil (it depends on the degree) in 99.999999999999999999% of us (the people on this planet). But I do not call it devil, I call it Mara.

    Just watch your mind at all times and one day you will realise how Mara works.

  12. davidtclee

    ………….tell them that is human nature.why …….why…………God Save Malaysia.

  13. Janetlee

    Jonathan… perhaps I would make this clearer …

    The word "THEY" referred to "People suffering from sex addiction" … and nothing to do with race and/or education..

    As I had returned from the United States and I am aware of these problems in the US and thought it would be educational as matter of providing another solution instead of getting a divorce… after all we are humans and no one is perfect.

    Hope this clarifies the word "They" in this context.

    Lastly, I think we should be mindful before targeting a sector of the population in Malaysia… shouldn't we, Jonathan?

    Thanks

    Janetlee

  14. Janetlee

    Hmmm…. Jonathan, what do you mean by Malay education system?

    I ask to understand where you are coming from….

    Thanks.

  15. Jonathan

    This entire episode is the end result of this country's Malay education system…..it keeps it's citizens dumb and ignorant….

    The country is a goner…..

  16. Janetlee

    Ok everyone — here's the real deal ….

    In August 2008.. your "X-File" actor Duchovny's announcement on Thursday that he was voluntarily going into rehab for sex addiction after years of denying he had a problem, threw a spotlight on a disorder.

    Often likened to alcoholism, drug addiction or gambling, sex addiction is a form of compulsive behavior which is sending growing numbers of people into therapy but which is not formally recognized as a "diagnosable disorder" by the American Psychiatric Association.

    "The concept of sexual addiction is a controversial one and that's because it is difficult to define," said Dr. Steve Eichel, an addiction specialist who works in Delaware.

    "There are a lot of people who are critical of the concept because we live in a society that tends to over medicalize and which makes every behavior, which deviates from the norm, an addiction or a disorder," Eichel said.

    Sexual health experts estimate that about 3-5 percent of Americans have the disorder, including women.

    Full text – http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/

    Sexual addiction is a problem of the mind and if this problem can be detacted earlier, it could help many in this category.. They need help and we must try to appreciate this mental disorder and advise them to seek help..

    Nothing wrong in getting help.. but 1st they must learn to understand this problem and be aware of it to seek medical assistance.

    Hope this section would encourage others to guide them.

    Regards,

    Janetlee

  17. Janetlee

    This is the cutest story I've ever heard in Malaysia….

    I think the Responses should be nominated the "Golden Globe" Award…Hollywood, USA for the best supporting role on "Bolehland".

    It tickled me so much that I could hardly type my comments on here this morning….. Aiyoh you all … ah!!!

    I am still laughing …

    Hey, thanks for your comments.. you all made my day.

  18. Radhakrishnan

    Dear Fahri

    What a story!

    The moment I read this story, I pulled over my factory General Manager, a friend of more than 10-years, and a very liberal and open minded Muslim.

    I thought after commiserating about the plight of the two women, perhaps we can crack a joke or two. I jokingly asked him if it is possible for 'devil' to fornicate with women, as highlighted in the story

    I was shocked when he said that he believes that it would be entirely possible. He reiterated that several times, with solemn look on his face………

    What can I say, what else can I say? This coming from a worldly wise person, with degree in Mass Communications, a very good communicator, a person with modern outlook in life…..

    Radhakrishnan

  19. saleem

    Its so not surprising that this story is picked up by the resident hamsap on loyarburuk…

  20. mei1

    How bizarre!! I thought all the while we only have uncountable political devils in Bolehland, but it seems that I'm wrong & here comes the Sex Mad Devils!! What's next?

  21. MasK

    ermm… i beg to differ.

    few years ago i met a stranger at my local university. she is a Malaysian and a Muslim convert, but she is now (or was) living in danger of her ex-sexually abusive-lawyer husband.

    this lady (that time) was living and working at one of the embassies in Malaysia when i first met her. her husband is a practicing lawyer who is also a Silat guru.

    she told me, she needs to face with the satan (having the more than 3 times sexual intercourse per day and worst than that of course), in order for her husband to gain more power in his Silat…

    how did she know she needs to "face" the satan?

    well, the satan came for her after her real husband went to court… same like the 2 stories above…

  22. Years ago I was told the following tale. Apparently it's true too. This may explain the 17 times-on-wedding-night intercourse. As the story goes:

    A Chinaman, after profuse negotiations, hired a Russian prostitute for 600 bucks for the night. The Chinaman wanted that there should be no limit on the number of time he could have sex with her.

    The Russian thought, how many times could this yellow guy screw me. And so she agreed. 600 bucks and no limit on number of shots.

    So, after sometime, the Russian came to the Chinaman's hotel room. Fair enough, the Chinaman lasted all of 3 minutes. After that, he promptly went to he balcony, smoked a ciggy. After the ciggy, he would rushed into the room and dived under the bed. He would later appear and screwed the gal again, this time lasting 4-5 minutes. The Russian was impressed!

    He would repeat the whole ciggy-at-the-balcony- routine before diving under the bed yet again. He would appear from the under the bed and proceeded to screw her again, this time lasting about 6-7 minutes. The Russian was mighty impressed!

    This would be repeated for the 3rd time, at which moment the Russian was beginning to regret her decision to provide limitless number of shots.

    After 5 times of the same routine, our Russian friend was getting tired. She wanted to try the same routine just to get some strength. She rushed to the balcony, smoked a ciggy and after that she rushed into the room and before the Chinaman could do anything, she dived under the bed…

    Only to find 7 Chinamen there…

    Any chance the two gals in the news encountering this?

  23. Ha ha… yes, I blogged about this, too. Is it just me, or is there this short-cut, let's blame it all on the supernatural, slide away from rationality that we're collectively succumbing to?

  24. Loyar Bagus

    Fahri,

    I completely agree with you that statements like these are damaging to our tourism industry. If the European tourists get the impression that our women are a bunch of whingers, they're going to ignore Malaysia and head off to Thailand, Cambodia, Philippines, etc where they can get their rocks off 18 or 19 times a day without complaint. After all, these guys take overseas trips not just for the sex but also to avoid the non-stop hectoring and complaining of the harridans they made the mistake of marrying.

    I demand that Datuk Abu Hasan retract his comments and issue a statement that he and his wife have sex 21 times a day without any Satanic, divine or chemical intervention, just like any normal Malaysian male would. And after that, pray like buggery for the return of the Euro sex tourist trade.