Introducing a new column on LoyarBurok — the sexiest blawg in the universe. Buckle up, it’s gonna be some ride!

Hello everyone! First off, Happy Chinese New Year and for those who do not celebrate, I hope all of you had a good holiday. Or maybe not for those who had submissions to rush (God bless, know that your hard word is much appreciated wtf).

You may refer to me as Loyar Bogel. I will be exposing some of the more interesting (and sometimes not-so-interesting) bits and pieces of myself legal practice.

I will mostly be writing about the people I have to deal with (psychotic clients) and maybe sometimes some of my learned friends (psychotic lawyers).

The things I say may or may not be exaggerated (highly unlikely to be the latter). But I promise you that what I share will not be fictional — they will unfortunately (and you will find out why) be perfectly REAL LIFE HAPPENINGS!

Not all of my posts will be lengthy. Some will be just be a record of conversations I had with my most adorable clients. Some will be rants. I will try and remember to throw in a little bit of positivity once in a while. I hope to cover every aspect of what lawyers get up to everyday — it’s not as sexy as those TV shows (okay sometimes it is).

And well of course you know the rule — DISCLAIMER: To protect the lives (and rights) of those who have crossed me paths with me, all names have been changed to protect their privacy and to also to protect the innocent (me).

Well, that’s it for now I guess. I hope I will be able to please you with my bogel-ness *dancing eyebrows*… okay maybe not literally… maybe.

If you would like to share your stories/frustrations with me, you can always email me at [email protected]. It is always good to know I am not the only one who is getting attacked by clients!

LoyarBogel is 32/m/kl. He enjoys cycling and reading. He also... no wait. LoyarBogel is a lady. She has been in the legal field for about three years now. Or has it been nine? Confused? Me too. LoyarBogel...