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Hope yet to improve English

Hope yet to improve English

It seems like a huge task to restore Malaysians’ standard of English but it can be done if we put our hearts to it.

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Lord Bobo’s Minion at Fort Cornwallis

Lord Bobo’s Minion at Fort Cornwallis

Have you ever heard of ‘Lord Bobo’s Minion’? If you haven’t, where have you been for the past months? Lord Bobo’s Minion is a one-man band, one of the 12 acts featured in MyConstitution campaign Radio Demokratika album.  You can get the album at Rock Corner, Victoria Music Centre, the Bar Council and the Rice [...]

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Porn Star Prime Minister

Porn Star Prime Minister

Vern Lee has no problem if his Prime Minister was gay, bi, transgender or whatever.

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A Murder In an Alley

A Murder In an Alley

Shenaaz Khan writes about a violent cold blooded murder in an alley.

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The Holy Book

The Holy Book

May Chee Chook Ying on why we should read scriptures. She thinks faith can only work through love, not hatred. One can never be misled by true faith.

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White Noise: Automatic For The People

White Noise: Automatic For The People

After a swift dalliance with a young pop star, Chen Mian Kuang moves up the age spectrum and shines the spotlight on a band of fifty somethings who are still rock and rolling. In conjunction with the release of their latest CD, Mian Kuang picks out the gems in the band’s back catalogue as a R.E.M.inder of their past glories.

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Karl Nadzarin v Barisan Rakyat

Karl Nadzarin v Barisan Rakyat

In an alternate universe, this was a decision handed out by the High Court of Caricature at Loyarburok.

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Love, a Different View #LoyarBerkasih

Love, a Different View #LoyarBerkasih

Tan Yi Liang provides his interpretation of love.

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It’s Our 1,000th Post!

It’s Our 1,000th Post!

1,000 posts and counting!

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Gong Xi! Gong Xi! Fa Cai From The ONLY Blawg

Gong Xi! Gong Xi! Fa Cai From The ONLY Blawg

Gong Xi! Gong Xi! Fa Cai From The ONLY Blawg

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LoyarBuangundi: 57% Support The UKM4, Take Our New Polls

LoyarBuangundi: 57% Support The UKM4, Take Our New Polls

The LoyarBurok Poll (aka LoyarBuangundi) shows that 57% of you support the UKM4. Take our three new polls now!

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LoyarBurok Greets You Great End Of Year & Here’s To A New One! (Get Your PASOC Here Too As Gifts)

LoyarBurok Greets You Great End Of Year & Here’s To A New One! (Get Your PASOC Here Too As Gifts)

Attention everyone! We wish all of you a great end to 2010 and have a better year in 2011! Thank you for following, continually being **misled by this blawg and for all your support throughout the year – if we have been mean or offensive please forgive us. Let us now take a minute to [...]

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Remember, Review & Reclaim: LoyarBurokking It Live Here! (1212 Central Market Annexe, 4pm)

Remember, Review & Reclaim: LoyarBurokking It Live Here! (1212 Central Market Annexe, 4pm)

If you are missing this awesome event, sulk; but follow us here (by clicking below) and send in your comments and views!

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Is Lord Bobo An Ape Or A Monkey?

Is Lord Bobo An Ape Or A Monkey?

On 12 November, an email on the LoyarBurok e-group (an exclusive e-mailing list) prompted new LoyarBurokker June Rubis to suggest that Lord Bobo Barnabus was indeed an ape, rather than a monkey. This sparked a flurry of emails, overnight, a few of which are reproduced here (after editions for clarity). Eventually, the munificent Lord Bobo [...]

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Time to break the impasse

Time to break the impasse

By not confronting racial and religious issues, civil court judges have abdicated their duty to uphold the people’s constitutional rights to equality and freedom of religion. ON Nov 12, much to the dismay of many Malaysians, the Federal Court declined to answer five constitutional questions of public importance on unilateral conversion of children to Islam [...]

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Orang Asli customary lands and article 153: A small caveat

Orang Asli customary lands and article 153: A small caveat

A commentary on the recent unsuccesful attempt to table a motion for a debate calling for the inclusion of Orang Asli in article 153 of the Federal Constitution and the government’s intent on moulding 18 Orang Asli distinct groups what seems to be “1OrangAsli

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The LB Tee is Back in Black!

The LB Tee is Back in Black!

All Hail Lord Bobo! He knocked some sense into the LB Tee crew and the LB Tee is back in black for women! He wants you to have The LB Baby Tee! Available in 3 sizes – Cili Padi, Freedom Sized, and Lots of Love.

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Too much of a good thing

Too much of a good thing

If we adopt a free for all, which includes the right to indulge in hate speech or a right to foment and incite hatred and violence, our beloved country will be torn apart in no time. MANY of us have heard of the infamous Pastor Terry Jones – the bewhiskered preacher from the diminutive Dove [...]

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Selamat Hari Raya

Selamat Hari Raya

Selamat Hari Raya / Salam Lebaran / Eid Mubarak! LoyarBurok wishes all our readers happy holidays. We will return on Monday.

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4 Ways to Overcome Writer’s Block and Write from Anywhere

4 Ways to Overcome Writer’s Block and Write from Anywhere

To all budding LoyarBurokkers and even the seasoned pros who at some point need a little help in dancing with the lizard brain.

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