Audrey Quay writes at the behest of June Rubis' irresistible charm. She is on Twitter but gets nervous about being followed by strangers. It's unlikely she'll grant you permission unless you belong in her circle of love, for which you'll first need to complete 3 highly improbable quests. Lord Bobo may grant you a free t-shirt if you can present us with a previously unpublished photograph of her actually looking at the camera.